I'M JUST SURPRISED NO ONE HAS MADE A JOKE ABOUT THE FIRST LINE. I MEAN. "YOU TASTE DIFFERENT", FRANZISKA? ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?

(I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT YOU'D HAVE TO DO TO MAKE YOUR VAGINA TASTE LIKE SWISS ROLLS, BUT I HAVE A FEELING IT WOULD GIVE YOU ONE HELL OF A YEAST INFECTION, AND THUS WOULD NOT BE ALL THAT SEXY.

...ALSO, I WISH I THOUGHT LESS ABOUT SUCH THINGS D:D:D:)