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BRB, WRITING ASSASSIN!ADRIAN AND COWGIRL!ADRIAN TAG-TEAMING SUIT!FRANZISKA

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DO YOU SEE NOW WHY PARU KEEPS GIVING YOU GIFTS? YOU'RE /AWESOME/

JESUS CHRIST. WANT.

NO, I REALLY DON'T. I FEEL OBSCENELY SPOILED AND VERY UNDESERVING OF ALL THIS LOVELINESS, BUT ALSO COMPLETELY INCAPABLE OF BEING ANYTHING BUT OVERWHELMED BY SQUEEFUL JOY.

SO. UH. IT'S COMPLICATED? :D

NO. NO. JUST. NO. YOU DESERVE TO BE SPOILED. NOW STFU AND FEEL THE LOVE. JUST. FEEL IT.

D8

WITH FRECKLES.

.... ACTUALLY I THOUGHT YOU'D LIKE THAT. ~~and the fact that her shorts-button is undone~~ what? >>;;;

IN A HAYSTACK.

HNNNNNNNNNGH. I read that and I was like "Okay... Tagteam hot... Cowgirl hot... Domming Fran, hot.... LOL HAYSTACK"

... No serious, that's how my mind works. No, you should not be surprised. XD but WANT ANYWAYS AND DAMMIT STOP POSTING THESE JOURNALS *HIDES* //////////////

.... ACTUALLY I THOUGHT YOU'D LIKE THAT. and the fact that her shorts-button is undone what? >>;;;

Well, y'know, I'm also a Harry Potter fan. Freckles are love ♥ Particularly on gorgeous, half-clothed cowgirl!Adrian.

HNNNNNNNNNGH. I read that and I was like "Okay... Tagteam hot... Cowgirl hot... Domming Fran, hot.... LOL HAYSTACK"

Yeah, I can't help but think how uncomfortable such a thing would be. Haystacks are prickly! Not that I know this from personal experience or anything... Uhhum.

... No serious, that's how my mind works. No, you should not be surprised. XD but WANT ANYWAYS AND DAMMIT STOP POSTING THESE JOURNALS *HIDES* //////////////

NO U <333

*DRAGS OUT OF HIDING*

*TWIRLS*

Well, y'know, I'm also a Harry Potter fan. Freckles are love ♥

I've gotten used to freckles. I'm tan, but when I get a lot of sun I get these little freckly-things on my cheeks. It's weird but why am I saying these things. XD

Yeah, I can't help but think how uncomfortable such a thing would be.

Well in my Fradrian canon-verse, they've done worse. Especially if you've seen the fic on the meme where they sexed against a brick wall. >>;;;; *COUGH*

*DRAGS OUT OF HIDING* *TWIRLS*

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH O/////x DAMMIT DON'T BREAK YOUR BACK WITH ME YOU'RE TOO AMAZING TO BE BROKEN ;A; ♥

...Wait. You were the one who wrote the sex against a brick wall?

O________O

HELL NO, MAN. BUT IT'S IN MY HEADCANON BECAUSE OF THAT FIC.

THAT WAS TOO BEAUTIFUL TO BE WRITTEN BY ME. XDD

I've gotten used to freckles. I'm tan, but when I get a lot of sun I get these little freckly-things on my cheeks. It's weird but why am I saying these things. XD

I've only really grown to appreciate freckles now that I don't have them anymore :/ Funny how that happens, isn't it?

Well in my Fradrian canon-verse, they've done worse. Especially if you've seen the fic on the meme where they sexed against a brick wall. >>;;;; *COUGH*

I'm pretty sure that was one of the fics Sushi recced me, but I, um, sort of managed to clean out my entire inbox... plus her reccs list... before I ever managed to read it :( Goddamn LJ interface, MAKE MORE SENSE.

(I kind of, um, have a total thing for really inconvenient, adorably messy sex. Which is bizarre, as I imagine Franziska and Adrian as both being total neat-freaks. Wtf, self.)

You know, if you'd told me, I could've re-recommended them, right? :\

*was scared you would be mad, and also felt stupid*

Umhhum... yes?

I suck :/

...I think my subject line says it all. XD

But no, you don't suck. It was an easy mistake to make. LJ is stupid >:(

But yes. So I sent you two different lists. Did you read any of them, or?

Yes, I did! I was quite happily working my way through the lot (I think I'd actually managed to read most of them, fortunately), and then... boom. Deletion of both my messages and my comment notifications, oy. I R SMRT.

I'm sorry :/ Gah.

No need to apologize, I'm more than happy to oblige, really.

And actually, I still have my second list of recs saved, and then some. I'll read out what I have now, and the if you haven't read a certain one, I'll link you again <3

1.) Warmth. In which Shoe is renamed Kitty, and she seems to be a bit of a voyuer. Neither Franziska or Adrian particularly care.

2.) Sex against a brick wall.

3.) Relapse. Once suicide is an option, it is ALWAYS an option. Franziska is horrified to find that she's not enough of a reason for Adrian to live.

4.) My Lady. Victorian AU. In a way, this is just Franziska declaring her Droit de seigneur.

Those are the ones I have saved. There are others, of course, but we'll start with these four.

2 and 4 are the only ones I missed, I think. I remember reading Relapse, 'cause it broke my heart into thousands of tiny, weeping pieces.

Thank you, you are lovely ♥

Relapse nearly makes me cry every time, especially because of the poppies. DEATH METAPHORS MAKES FOR SAD ENDINGS ;___;

And here you are the links for you:

2.) http://teagueful.livejournal.com/24505.html?thread=5914297#t5914297

3.) http://teagueful.livejournal.com/35657.html?thread=10338121#t10338121

OMG OMG OMG. BRICKWALL SEX. I FINALLY GET IT.

I WANT TO FIND THE PERSON WHO WROTE THAT AND SMOTHER THEM WITH LOVE. SO MUCH LOVE.

SQUEEEEE.

WHY DON'T I WRITE THEM LIKE THAT DDD:

BRICKWALL SEX. <3333333333

_{DUDE. YOU WRITE THEM EPICALLY. NO OFFENSE TO THAT AUTHOR, BECAUSE THEY ARE EPIC, BUT YOU PWN THEM.}

~~TELL ME MORE PRETTY LIES, BABY.~~

NO RLY. THEY PWN ME. BUT I AM HAPPY ABOUT IT. BECAUSE OH GOD, SO CUTE IT MAKES MY HEART ACHE.

NO. YOU PWN THEM. I INSIST. YES, BRICKWALL SEX IS ADORABLE. BUT YOU ARE EPIC.

I CAN ARGUE THIS FACT ALL NIGHT, BBY.

I kind of, um, have a total thing for really inconvenient, adorably messy sex. Which is bizarre, as I imagine Franziska and Adrian as both being total neat-freaks. Wtf, self.

THAT MAKES TWO OF US

.... And for all that you and Sushi are arguing about/ taking about, lol to the nth degree.

SECONDING THE NOTION OF YOU PWNING BRICKWALL-ANON. <3

OH MY GOD
♥

That's just.. GUH
I kinda just want to kiss her belly button. I have such a thing for navels.

BRB, WRITING ASSASSIN!ADRIAN AND COWGIRL!ADRIAN TAG-TEAMING SUIT!FRANZISKA
DO. WANT. NOW

Edited 2010-07-30 05:02 (UTC)

I kinda just want to kiss her belly button. I have such a thing for navels.

It's almost like her belly button was drawn specifically to give you such thoughts, isn't it? <3

*glaresqueezes Paru*

Oh, it really is <3<3<3

.... I don't know which to react to first- You glaring at someone over me or the fact that you're uh. Squeezin' my junk-in-the-trunk, there. O//////////O

Bwah XD

*squeezes all the more*

*squeezes all the more*

EEEP! O/////////////////////////X

*SDLKFJSDLKJF FLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIL*

BRB, WRITING ASSASSIN!ADRIAN AND COWGIRL!ADRIAN TAG-TEAMING SUIT!FRANZISKA. IN A HAYSTACK.

GOD, WITH FIC IDEAS LIKE THIS I CAN SEE WHY PEOPLE KEEP GIVING YOU HOT, AWESOME ART.

(Also, I may or may not be looking forward to this a ridiculous amount. And by "I may or may not be" I mean hot damn, I cannot wait to see this.)

(Also, I may or may not be looking forward to this a ridiculous amount. And by "I may or may not be" I mean hot damn, I cannot wait to see this.)

I keep trying to think of a way in which it would make sense. You know, some kind of plot, as to why Assassin!Adrian and Cowgirl!Adrian would even exist in the same place at the same time, and how Suit!Franziska would end up doing the both of them.

And then I remember that THERE ARE TWO ADRIANS AND ONE FRANZISKA AND FOR GOD'S SAKE, DOES IT REALLY MATTER WHY :|

Hee :D

And then I remember that THERE ARE TWO ADRIANS AND ONE FRANZISKA AND FOR GOD'S SAKE, DOES IT REALLY MATTER WHY :|

OF COURSE IT MATTERS. IF PORN JUST HAPPENED ALL WILLY NILLY WITHOUT A BELIEVABLE SET-UP, SOCIETY WOULD DEVOLVE INTO PURE ANARCHY.

IT'S WHAT SEPARATES US FROM THE ANIMALS, DAMMIT.

HERE'S MY PLOT: SUIT!FRANZISKA AND COWGIRL!ADRIAN ARE GETTING TOGETHER IN THE MANNER PREVIOUSLY DESCRIBED WHERE ADRIAN IS TRYING TO SAVE THE FARM. ASSASSIN!ADRIAN, WHO HAS STOLEN A TIME WATCH FROM A HAPLESS MEMBER OF THE TIME POLICE, HAS GONE COMPLETELY OFF THE DEEP END AND IS TRAVELING AROUND ALTERNATE TIMELINES TO KILL AS MANY MATTS, FRANZISKAS, MILESES AND PHOENIXES AS POSSIBLE, BUT WHEN SHE SEES HERSELF MAKING LOVE TO FRANZISKA, SHE HAS A "MY-GOD-WHAT-HAVE-I-DONE?" MOMENT, AND JOINS IN ON THE SEX, AND FRANZISKA AND ADRIAN ARE ALL, "AAAAAA WHAT THE FUCK?"

GOD, IT'S SUPER EASY, HOW CAN YOU NOT DO THIS?

*headtilt*

...You are the most wonderful kind of monster, you know that? ♥

It's going to be completely your fault when I actually write this. 'Cause just, what. How can you make such an irretrievable heap of crack seem like it actually makes sense? And, more importantly, where can I acquire this skill?

I MUST KNOW.

How can you make such an irretrievable heap of crack seem like it actually makes sense?

Almost completely by accident. I guess it helps to be able to process wacky shit semi-logically. Here's more or less how it went.

1. Suit!Franziska/Cowgirl!Adrian is already part of an AU. (Albeit one that is, at the moment, only a sketched out idea)

2. Assassin!Adrian is part of a separate AU.

3. Ergo, for the threesome to take place, give Assassin!Adrian a device that lets her travel between AUs. (Why not a Time Watch? - it is, after all, my greatest creation)

4. Next, give Assassin!Adrian a motive to seek out either Franziska or Adrian. (She's a little bit crazy, and upon learning the existence of other AUs, she is incensed to realize that all the work she did in her own AU is pointless in all the other AUs.)

5. Give Assassin!Adrian a reason to want to join in the sexings (Upon seeing that Franziska is not only not her enemy in this universe, but actually cares for her, Adrian questions whether she did the right thing and, since she can't get her Franziska's forgiveness, tries to make it up with this Franziska. This leading directly to, OK OTHER ADRIAN LET'S TAG TEAM THIS HOT ASS, is kinda silly, but considering how UNBELIEVABLY HOT THIS WOULD BE, I'll allow it.)

And that's how you have a semi-coherent reason for all this crack.

It's going to be completely your fault when I actually write this.

I accept full responsibility. Make me proud.

(Upon seeing that Franziska is not only not her enemy in this universe, but actually cares for her, Adrian questions whether she did the right thing and, since she can't get her Franziska's forgiveness, tries to make it up with this Franziska.

Oh god, and then you had to go and make it actually rather sad, didn't you? WHY DID I KILL FRANZISKA. WHHHHY.

(...Oh right, I know why. *glares at certain terrible/awesome person* Sharing the blame, yay!)

Well, Assassin!Adrian's whole backstory is already rather sad, isn't it? Although I suppose you could make it a different Assassin!Adrian, because there must be a practically infinite number of alternative universes.

You didn't kill Franziska, Adrian did. D: Don't blame yourseeeeeelf.

Nah, I'm just being silly - I mean, surely even bitter, twisted assassins need hot three-ways with their alternate cowgirl!self and the woman they have assassinated in numerous alternate realities?

...Right?

:/

*feels your glare*

...What?

.______________.

WE ARE BAD PEOPLE AND WE SHOULD FEEL BAD.

...*grope*

Hee :D

PFFFT I'VE ALWAYS BEEN A BAD PERSON. I REGRET NOTHING.

*TACKLERAPE*

;3

Why do I always feel so PROUD when I see you squeegasm over Paru's gifts. <3

_{also hello my name is Nick and I'm joining in with the folks that are trying to get you to join GMSN because you MUST}

Hey, you! I go by either Berlioz, or Pervy :D (...both of which are relatively new names bestowed upon me by friends of yours, actually ¬_¬ IT'S A CONSPIRACY.)

Why do I always feel so PROUD when I see you squeegasm over Paru's gifts. <3

IT'S BECAUSE PARU IS EPIC, ISN'T IT. I KNOW. WHAT'S A GIRL TO DO, I ASK YOU D:

I'm joining in with the folks that are trying to get you to join GMSN because you MUST

... and we're back with the conspiracy theories :3 Because people will keep saying that, when in all honesty I think I would totally suck. But maybe I'll get brave one day and then you will all come to realise I suck, too :D Hee.

I think I'll sit here and call you Pervy (AHAHAHA poor you) because it's so much easier to remember awwyeah. _{Less of a conspiracy and more getting yourself a team of pro-stalkers, amirite? ;D}

PARU IS INDEED EPIC WHAT WOULD WE DO WITHOUT HER what sucks is that THE ONE TIME I'M ON THE EAST COAST there's a big wide river seperating us, sobbu ;u; Curse this water, curse it well.

Oh come now, lovely, I'm sure you'd do just fine! Hell, when I joined, I had little to no experience with chatplay's OR the character I chose to play (probably not a good idea in hindsight), and I'm doing alright with TWO characters now, SO IF I CAN DO IT SO CAN YOU C'MON MAN UP I BELIEVE IN YOOOOOOU--

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AND YOU SWALLOW TOO? ;D

PFFT. ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS ASK, MY DEAR ;D

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DOES THIS /LOOK/ LIKE I'M JOKING

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Squeegasm posts are the best, can I just say that?

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THIS IS WHAT YOU DON'T EVEN.

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