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THIS BRAIN IS OUT OF ORDER.

I PROMISE I'LL STOP DOING THESE SUPER EMBARRASSING SQUEEGASM POSTS WHEN YOU GUYS STOP GIVING ME SO MANY REASONS TO DO THEM ♥

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ADRIAN. AS A COWGIRL. WITH FRECKLES.

BRB, WRITING ASSASSIN!ADRIAN AND COWGIRL!ADRIAN TAG-TEAMING SUIT!FRANZISKA. ~~IN A HAYSTACK.~~

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BRB, WRITING ASSASSIN!ADRIAN AND COWGIRL!ADRIAN TAG-TEAMING SUIT!FRANZISKA. IN A HAYSTACK.

GOD, WITH FIC IDEAS LIKE THIS I CAN SEE WHY PEOPLE KEEP GIVING YOU HOT, AWESOME ART.

(Also, I may or may not be looking forward to this a ridiculous amount. And by "I may or may not be" I mean hot damn, I cannot wait to see this.)

(Also, I may or may not be looking forward to this a ridiculous amount. And by "I may or may not be" I mean hot damn, I cannot wait to see this.)

I keep trying to think of a way in which it would make sense. You know, some kind of plot, as to why Assassin!Adrian and Cowgirl!Adrian would even exist in the same place at the same time, and how Suit!Franziska would end up doing the both of them.

And then I remember that THERE ARE TWO ADRIANS AND ONE FRANZISKA AND FOR GOD'S SAKE, DOES IT REALLY MATTER WHY :|

Hee :D

And then I remember that THERE ARE TWO ADRIANS AND ONE FRANZISKA AND FOR GOD'S SAKE, DOES IT REALLY MATTER WHY :|

OF COURSE IT MATTERS. IF PORN JUST HAPPENED ALL WILLY NILLY WITHOUT A BELIEVABLE SET-UP, SOCIETY WOULD DEVOLVE INTO PURE ANARCHY.

IT'S WHAT SEPARATES US FROM THE ANIMALS, DAMMIT.

HERE'S MY PLOT: SUIT!FRANZISKA AND COWGIRL!ADRIAN ARE GETTING TOGETHER IN THE MANNER PREVIOUSLY DESCRIBED WHERE ADRIAN IS TRYING TO SAVE THE FARM. ASSASSIN!ADRIAN, WHO HAS STOLEN A TIME WATCH FROM A HAPLESS MEMBER OF THE TIME POLICE, HAS GONE COMPLETELY OFF THE DEEP END AND IS TRAVELING AROUND ALTERNATE TIMELINES TO KILL AS MANY MATTS, FRANZISKAS, MILESES AND PHOENIXES AS POSSIBLE, BUT WHEN SHE SEES HERSELF MAKING LOVE TO FRANZISKA, SHE HAS A "MY-GOD-WHAT-HAVE-I-DONE?" MOMENT, AND JOINS IN ON THE SEX, AND FRANZISKA AND ADRIAN ARE ALL, "AAAAAA WHAT THE FUCK?"

GOD, IT'S SUPER EASY, HOW CAN YOU NOT DO THIS?

*headtilt*

...You are the most wonderful kind of monster, you know that? ♥

It's going to be completely your fault when I actually write this. 'Cause just, what. How can you make such an irretrievable heap of crack seem like it actually makes sense? And, more importantly, where can I acquire this skill?

I MUST KNOW.

How can you make such an irretrievable heap of crack seem like it actually makes sense?

Almost completely by accident. I guess it helps to be able to process wacky shit semi-logically. Here's more or less how it went.

1. Suit!Franziska/Cowgirl!Adrian is already part of an AU. (Albeit one that is, at the moment, only a sketched out idea)

2. Assassin!Adrian is part of a separate AU.

3. Ergo, for the threesome to take place, give Assassin!Adrian a device that lets her travel between AUs. (Why not a Time Watch? - it is, after all, my greatest creation)

4. Next, give Assassin!Adrian a motive to seek out either Franziska or Adrian. (She's a little bit crazy, and upon learning the existence of other AUs, she is incensed to realize that all the work she did in her own AU is pointless in all the other AUs.)

5. Give Assassin!Adrian a reason to want to join in the sexings (Upon seeing that Franziska is not only not her enemy in this universe, but actually cares for her, Adrian questions whether she did the right thing and, since she can't get her Franziska's forgiveness, tries to make it up with this Franziska. This leading directly to, OK OTHER ADRIAN LET'S TAG TEAM THIS HOT ASS, is kinda silly, but considering how UNBELIEVABLY HOT THIS WOULD BE, I'll allow it.)

And that's how you have a semi-coherent reason for all this crack.

It's going to be completely your fault when I actually write this.

I accept full responsibility. Make me proud.

(Upon seeing that Franziska is not only not her enemy in this universe, but actually cares for her, Adrian questions whether she did the right thing and, since she can't get her Franziska's forgiveness, tries to make it up with this Franziska.

Oh god, and then you had to go and make it actually rather sad, didn't you? WHY DID I KILL FRANZISKA. WHHHHY.

(...Oh right, I know why. *glares at certain terrible/awesome person* Sharing the blame, yay!)

Well, Assassin!Adrian's whole backstory is already rather sad, isn't it? Although I suppose you could make it a different Assassin!Adrian, because there must be a practically infinite number of alternative universes.

You didn't kill Franziska, Adrian did. D: Don't blame yourseeeeeelf.

Nah, I'm just being silly - I mean, surely even bitter, twisted assassins need hot three-ways with their alternate cowgirl!self and the woman they have assassinated in numerous alternate realities?

...Right?

:/

*feels your glare*

...What?

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WE ARE BAD PEOPLE AND WE SHOULD FEEL BAD.

...*grope*

Hee :D

PFFFT I'VE ALWAYS BEEN A BAD PERSON. I REGRET NOTHING.

*TACKLERAPE*

;3

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THIS BRAIN IS OUT OF ORDER.

Squeegasm posts are the best, can I just say that?

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WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN.

THIS IS WHAT YOU DON'T EVEN.

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